02. Do you like flowers? Of course, I get them all the time from admirers! Flowers are depressing. Pretty. What? Are you talking about expensive flowers?
03. If you could relax for an hour, what would you do? Sleep sleep sleep. Umm.. Envy other people's lives. Waste no time, let's part-ay! Pester everyone. Stalk people. I'd rather work. Loaf around and commit crimes! Swim.
04. What's your favorite type of music? Classical! Depressing songs = my contentment Oooh yeah. Songs I can twist and shout to! Shaawwwnaaaa...! Pop is my thing. Danke schoen, darlin'.. Everybody cut loose! Footloose! I don't like music.
05. Big party! What are you going to wear? 3-piece suits. A funky black leather outfit. Red jersey shirt with wheels-and-wings print. Leather jacket, sweater vest... Are penguin suits allowed? Something stylish and hip. Tight all over. That's the way I like it! I need fashion help. Anyone? Leg warmers and stretch pants.
06. Summer's here, what do you want to do? I want to meet Clint Eastwood. Look for a part time job in a restaurant. Take karate lessons for self defense! Race around the city on a cool convertible. Be with my love... I dunno. Get some plastic retainers. Dance around. Umm.. probably annoy the hell out of people.
07. A kid accidentally trips and gets grape juice all over you... Oh. Is this juice? Aww, that's alright sweetie! AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!! Young man, I weep for the future. Gadammit! Where's your brain?! It's ok. Accidents happen! The game is up. Your ass is mine! 08. Pick a "favorite" movie Pretty in Pink Aliens ET Ghostbusters Ferris Bueller's Day Off When Harry Met Sally Tootsie Gremlins Arthur 09. Favorite color Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Purple Black White Pink 10. Parting words. "The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says?" "Pucker up, buttercup!" "I think we should shoot her." "It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!" "You're a beautiful man!" "If you don't leave, I'm going to have to get snooty. Snotty." "If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school." "Drugs?" kislapmata.org
08. Pick a "favorite" movie Pretty in Pink Aliens ET Ghostbusters Ferris Bueller's Day Off When Harry Met Sally Tootsie Gremlins Arthur
09. Favorite color Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Purple Black White Pink
10. Parting words. "The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says?" "Pucker up, buttercup!" "I think we should shoot her." "It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!" "You're a beautiful man!" "If you don't leave, I'm going to have to get snooty. Snotty." "If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school." "Drugs?"
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